A couple had been married for thirty years. On their anniversary they
decided to go back to the same hotel where they had spent their
blissful wedding night.

The husband was lying on the bed when the wife came out of the bathroom
totally nude, just as she had done thirty years before. Standing
seductively before him, she asked, "Tell me, darling, what were you
thinking thirty years ago when I came out of the bathroom like this?"

"I took one look at you and thought I'd like to screw your brains out
and suck your boobs dry!"

"And what are you thinking now, baby?" she asked huskily.

"I'm thinking I did a pretty good job of it."