confucious say....
man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling 
crazy, feeling nuts.

confucious say...
he who walk through airport door sideways going to bangkok.

confucious say...
better to be pissed off than pissed on.

confucious say...
man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

confucious say...
butcher who back into meatgrinder get a little behind in his orders.

confucious say...
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

confucious say...
girl who sit on judge's lap get honourable discharge.

confucious say...
boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.