Television Commentary, Great Moments In: "[She] demonstrates normal logic - something she will abandon before she is 18 and will never experience again. Women's logic is one of those contradictory terms, like military intelligence." - Flip Spiceland, CNN weatherman, describing his baby daughter. Afterwards CNN owner Ted Turner forbade his on-air newscasters from doing any more "free-standing commentaries."
Ronald Reagan, Sense of Humour of: "My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - President Ronald Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the mike was already on